Disclaimer? But I don't even know her.

All usual disclaimers apply. Your mileage may vary. Batteries not included. Do not stop chainsaw with hand. Discontinue use if skin irritation occurs. Void where prohibited by law. Only one entry per household. Contents may have settled during shipping. Do not dispose of in fire. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.

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Oh, yes. This site contains humor. Some may offend some people. If it does, don't read it. This site is purely volunteer run. If you have humor you would like to see here, feel free to submit it. The compilation copyright belongs to me. However, I don't plan on selling this in the form of a book. This is mainly to prevent others from taking this site and turning it into a book.

Note: for copyright reasons, I can't include certain items, like entire Dave Barry articles (or whatever the kids read these days). Sorry.

If you see any material that you don't believe isn't in the public domain, freely distributable, or isn't otherwise covered under the fair use doctrine, please contact the jokemaster.

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Now back to our regularly scheduled insanity.

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